i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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