So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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