Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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