where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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