is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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