he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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