We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Who did Billy Mays play for?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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