Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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