I wannas sexs uuuuu
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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