Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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