she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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