If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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