: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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