I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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