i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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