I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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