Midget sex pt 2 tonight
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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