It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
MIDGETS
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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