Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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