Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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