At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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