No, you can still breathe under the balls.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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