I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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