you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You have to summon your inner elephant
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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