im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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