i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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