So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I forget how to act sober
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