didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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