they need to just BURY HIM!
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
