Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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