i dont even know how to be here
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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