and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Houston, we have a blender
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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