I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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