love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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