it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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