Nicole vs. Life
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Come share oat with me in your robe
i out mim tonsoeep
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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