tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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