is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
