We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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