I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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