laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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