New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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