this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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