she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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