belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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