She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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