well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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