garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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