super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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