I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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