Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
His hands were made for my vagina.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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