ya dads aren't the best wingmen
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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